Futurama Quotes
Here you'll find some of our Favorite Futurama Quotes! We'll be updating this page as time goes on so check back often for our latest additions or tell us your favorite quote by emailing us at quotes@planetexpressdelivery.comZoidberg Futurama Quotes:
As for me, I design mansions, and then live in them. Oh I'm lying! I'm an appalling failure!
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Did you see me escaping? I was all like, "WOO WOO WOO WOO!"
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Friends, help! A guinea pig tricked me!
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(Zoidberg to Fry) Now open your mouth and lets have a look at that brain. No, no, not that mouth!
(Fry) Well I only have one.
(Zoidberg) Really??!
(Fry) Uh, is there a human Doctor around?
(Zoidberg) Young lady, I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth, open it and say "Yuh da da da DAAA"
(Fry attempting to mimic zoidberg's language) "Yuh duh da da duh da da da"
(Zoidberg) What?! My mother was a Saint! Get out!
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(President Truman) Bush-wah! Now, what's your mission? Are you here to make some sort of alien-human hybrid?
(Zoidberg) Are you coming on to me?
President Truman: Hot Crackers! I take exception to that!
(Zoidberg) (leering) I'm not hearing a no...
Fry Futurama Quotes:
(Fry)I did do the nasty in the pasty!
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(Fry after Lurh refuses to give his nose back) Alright, I give up, I guess I'll just go home and marry a skunk.
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(Fry)Bigfoot! He's real! I knew it, the Lochness Monster's book was right!
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(Hedonism Bot) Ah, Fry, congratulations. Your latest performance was as delectable as dipping my bottom over and over into a bath of the silkiest oils and creams.
(Fry) Thank you, sir. That's exactly what I was going for.
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(Fry) Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee. I need a nap. Zzzzz Coffee time!
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Bender Futurama Quotes:
(Bender) Boy, who knew a cooler could also make a handy wang coffin?!
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(Bender) There we were in the park when suddenly some old lady says I stole her purse. I chucked the professor at her but she kept coming. So I had to hit her with this purse I found.
Leela Futurama Quotes:
(Amy After Bender destroys Fry's tent) Bender, wasn't that Fry's Tent?
(Bender Responds Scoffing) Bender, Mominey mum meh.
(Leela) Bender Raises a good point. Where is Fry?
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Farnsworth Futurama Quotes:
(Farnsworth to group) As new employees, I'd like your opinion on our commercial. I've paid to have it aired during the Super Bowl
(Fry) Wow.
(Farnsworth) Not on the same channel of course.
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(Lucy Liu-bot) You're cute!
(Fry) No, you are!
(Lucy Liu-bot) No, you!
(Fry) No, you!
(Lucy Liu-bot) No, you!
(Fry) No, you!
(Professor Hubert Farnsworth) Oh dear, she's stuck in an infinite loop and he's an idiot!
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(professor)ah to be young again...and also a robot
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(bender) professor, make a woman out of me
(professer) oh, i think we should just be friends
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(leela) argh, fire hot
(professer) the professie will help, AAAARGH, fire indeed hot.
Hermes Futurama Quotes:
(Leela after asked by Hermes to sign a waiver) Look, I don't know about your previous captains, but I intend to do as little dying as possible.
(Hermes) Oh ho ho ho ha ha...Sign the paper.
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Zap Brannigan Quotes:
(Zap) If we can hit the bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!
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(Zap) As you all know the key to victory is the element of surprise. Surprise!
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(Zap) The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
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(Zap) The quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.
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(Zap) What makes a good man go neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?
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(Zap) You win again, gravity!
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(Zap) You'd sacrifice this beautiful woman for a moderately attractive ape? You've been smoking some bad granola.
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(Zap) We don't know anything about their race, history, or culture, but one thing's for sure. They stand for everything we stand against.
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(Zap) I'm the man with no name... Zapp Brannigan.
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(Zap) Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's Love: hard and fast!
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(Zap) Prepare to continue the epic struggle between good and neutral.
